....Well, in my own defence I did say I had no idea what it was for....
That's OK. The way I learned was by pushing buttons and saying oh, ahhh or oops. 
....Could someone start a thread of this program and how to use it? Such a shame it's here and I have no clue....
I know what it's about but not how to go about explaining how to use it. 
Do you have the original copy of .notify-osd in your /home/username file? If so, you can compare it with this one I've modified
slot-allocation = fixed
bubble-expire-timeout = 10sec
bubble-vertical-gap = 5px
bubble-horizontal-gap = 5px
bubble-corner-radius = 14,14%
bubble-icon-size = 30px
bubble-gauge-size = 6px
bubble-width = 250px
bubble-background-color = 3C3C3C
bubble-background-opacity = 50%
text-margin-size = 10px
text-title-size = 75%
text-title-weight = bold
text-title-color = FFFFFF
text-title-opacity = 100%
text-body-size = 75%
text-body-weight = normal
text-body-color = FFFFFF
text-body-opacity = 100%
text-shadow-opacity = 0%
corenominal said
....Once you have made your changes, you can test them by entering the command 'cb-fortune' in your terminal....
so that you could quickly check your changes and gain some wisdom or get a chuckle at the same time, I suppose. 
You could also take a look here http://translate.google.com/translate?j
&tl=en and get a better idea of what it is and what it does, especially what's detailed after the chart here Setting notify-osd.
Like I said earlier, I'd change one line of code, click cb-fortune, rinse and repeat. 
NOTE - the code above is tailored for the seven inch screen of my eeepc 701 so you [a generic you] will have to take that into consideration when making changes to the code.
EDIT - minor changes to make it sit prettier on page 
Last edited by winotree (2010-08-08 20:26:17)